I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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