And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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