Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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