I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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