this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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