May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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