Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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