Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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