Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize