How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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