super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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