i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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