A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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