1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
COCAINE IS GR8
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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