HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just pee around me
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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