I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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