You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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