I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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