come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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