come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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