This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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