I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
hell yes lets make some ravioli
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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