Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
it's like heaven, but drunker
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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