idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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