normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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