She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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