People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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