i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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