Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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