do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You are a genius and a whore.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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