just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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