Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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