Christians are straight up FREAKS
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just gift wrapped bread.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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