I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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