And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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