Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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