We're facebook friends in real life
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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