what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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