I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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