at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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