He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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