are you so shy because you have an std?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize