Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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