I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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