either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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