dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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