I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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