i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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