i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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