no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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