Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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