Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just gargled with NyQuil
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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