Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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