He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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