cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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